A little break from the campaign stress and emotion...
Q: How does Hillary change a light bulb?
A1: I change the big light bulbs that matter. Small light bulbs don't matter.
A2: I have 35 years of experience at changing light bulbs. My husband was a professional light bulb changer.
A3: I propose a light bulb changing holiday. Too many hard working white Americans are having to change light bulbs. From Memorial Day to Labor Day I propose no one change any light bulbs.
Q: Why did Hillary cross the road?
A1: Because Gallup showed that 50.1% of people wanted her to, versus the 49.9% who didn't.
A2: They were having a giant half off sale at Pantsuit Emporium.
A3: She was under sniper fire.
A4: So she could ask another 11 year old boy to sell his precious toys and donate the money to her campaign.
Anyone care to add to these two jokes, or perhaps come up with your own?
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How does Hillary change a lightbulb?
Se doesn't--she just changes the lightbulb socket.
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